Sometimes there are these movies where you see just one still and you are excited to watch it. A couple of months ago a set photo of Christopher Walken and Al Pacino appeared which was on my desktop for a while. It showed Pacino walking weirdly and Walken with his pants higher than they should be and i thought it was hilarious. I didn’t read anything else about the movie as that single image sold the movie for me. My expectation was that i was going to be entertained. It’s a shame I wasn’t.
The movie is about two former hitmen/gangsters Val (Pacino) and Doc (Walken). Val has been in jail for years and has finally served his sentence. He gets picked up by Doc and the two catch up on old times. Since Val has been in jail a long time he has to get up to speed to the modern world as not everything works as it used to. That’s also the case for his body and a lot of time in the movie is spent on making jokes about it, for example when they visit some prostitutes. They meet up with another former getaway driver, played by Alan Arkin and the three go on a final night out to do the things they always wanted.
Since this is a comedy you’d expect there would be a lot to laugh about, but there wasn’t a lot I found funny. There were way too much “look we are old, need viagra and not everything is like it used to be” type of jokes. I never felt any chemistry between Walken and Pacino and didn’t really could care much for there characters. Arkin however steals the show in each scene he’s in. Instead of seeing Stand Up Guys, it’s better watch real stand up guys, they are way funnier. A totally forgettable movie, which is a shame which such acting talent involved.